This one tastes like wine

This one tastes like charcoal and buckyballs
This one tastes like arteries.
This one tastes like a butter balloon, with a hint of flowers.
This one tastes like ham crayons.
Actually it tastes like boats and hassleback boars.
This one tastes like a bad ballet of roses.
This one tastes like mildly terrified beef.
This one tastes like a clown car full of lemons.
This one tastes like a fig newton dining in a Chinese restaurant.
This one tastes like spicy eels.

I’m a wine reviewer.

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