Ladies, can I give you some advice? I’m aged, you see, like a wine.
Take men before they take you. And they will, given half a chance.
Take everything from them, don’t let them take anything from you, except their pants.
Get them drunk, let them wake up in the morning wondering what happened.
I used to own a brothel in Wellington.
I’m from Poland!
- Advice from an elderly gentleman on Oxford St, Sydney